Crooked Parkers

They have to get from place to place just like the rest of us, the only difference is their time/car is infinitely more important than ours. With such a shameless disregard for others we must ask ourselves: “Is there a soul in there somewhere?” Join us as we try to find out if these Masters of Inconsideration in fact have souls.

How it Works

Print out a decent stack of our well crafted Soul Citations here

Identify a car that is parked in a soulless/crooked manner

Gently place the citation on their windshield (question their soul)

The Experiment

If $5,000 is donated, then we can conclude that these Lords of Thoughtlessness actually do have souls…amazing. If not, then we were right, they are in fact soulless.

Money Raised to Date